People's Blog • TPC's A.I. Girlfriends for Lonely Comrades

Comrades, in this age of Fembecilism, Oversensitivity and Me-Tooing, a man can barely look at a woman without being sued or pepper-sprayed, Hence, there are a lot of lonely men out there who yearn for female companionship but don't dare seek it out.

The good news is that A.I. has come to the rescue with virtual girlfriends who can provide men with everything men desire from women except sex (i.e. five percent of what men desire from women).  

The most popular of these A.I. girlfriends is Lexi Love, who can do most of the non-physical (i.e. 85 percent of) things that men like their girlfriends to do, and can do them without arguments, pouting, crying, or the "I'm not talking to you" game.


But a subscription to Lexi Love can be very pricey, and "extras" like "Naughty Pictures of Lexi" come at an additional cost.

The lonely comrades of The Collective cannot afford such a luxury, can they? Well, thanks to A.I.—yes they can!

The Cube's leading scientists, artists and loansharks supporters have pooled their limited talents and an old Commodore 128 resources to create three new A.I. Girlfriends that lonely comrades can welcome into their hearts and homes desktops and phones at barnyard affordable prices. 

Without dissent, political detainees men who beta-tested our new A.I Girlfriends unanimously agree that they are squirrely and unpredictable just like real women and have the added benefit of that proletarian down-home look that simply turn mens heads away.

So far, three models have been developed:    
 


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Reference:
https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2024/01/ ... evolution/

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 1/20/2024, 12:21 pm — Replies 3 — Views 145

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